A supermarket in Austria shuttered this week after a venomous Brazilian wandering spider was spotted wandering in the bananas, TMZ reported, citing fears that a bite from the deadly creature can cause long-lasting, painful erections.
“The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and discomfort,” said Dr. Romulo Leite of the Medical College of Georgia
Everybody???? This could also possibly help girls that want to 'transition'?
The venom of that spider can kill.
ReplyDeleteFor long-lasting, painful erections, do you just have to be bitten, or does the bite have to be on the penis? Asking for a friend.
ReplyDelete“The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and discomfort,” said Dr. Romulo Leite of the Medical College of Georgia
ReplyDeleteEverybody???? This could also possibly help girls that want to 'transition'?
Hmmm...Long lasting erections. Pain. But long lasting erections. But pain.
ReplyDeleteDecisions, decisions.