TULSA, Okla. (KFOR) – The Tulsa Police Department is investigating after a man was stabbed in the head with a flagpole.
According to Tulsa Police, officers were called to a Sonic in Tulsa Hills around 7:30 p.m. on Wednesday, August 2. Upon arrival, officers found a male victim with a flagpole through his head.
What this calls for is commonsense flagpole control. We can't have every standard-bearer running willy-nilly all over the town square, impaling at will.
I dated a girl once, and she'd let me flagpole her all day long....
ReplyDelete"This here flag is planted in the name of 'Murica !" Man, that guy pissed off the wrong person - wonder what he did (if anything).
ReplyDeleteIf it was a "Pride" flagpole the stabbing would have been at the other end of the body.
ReplyDeleteDouble Daaaaamn…
DeleteBonus hole?
DeleteWhat this calls for is commonsense flagpole control. We can't have every standard-bearer running willy-nilly all over the town square, impaling at will.
ReplyDeleteHe's expected to live...
ReplyDeleteThat's one x-ray I'd like to see...
ReplyDeleteflag finials are interesting look when they were carried as just another war weapon. in this case a spear & bandage all in one!
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