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Thursday, August 17, 2023

Frog: So you thought you were going vegan, huh?

SOUTHFIELD, Mich. (FOX 2) - A Southfield woman says she found a frog in her sealed package of spinach.

"My daughter was screaming, she was like 'Oh my God, it’s a frog,' and I was like, 'What?" said Amber Worrick.

Camouflaged among the spinach was a frog, alive and moving.

11 comments:

  1. yup. the wife bought some spinach salad mix in a bag and low and behold, there was a small frog in it. kind of freaked her out when she was washing it up. back around 2008-9 I think it was. anyway, my buddy who was there for the dinner said to her "don't waste it, it's extra protein !" dave in pa.

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    1. Kinda like a "when life gives ya lemons" response there.

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  2. "I was like, 'What?'" Good Lord. We are doomed.

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    1. Lol, THAT was the mother. The mature one in the household.
      Yeah... I thought the same thing. Totally screwed.

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  3. Alive and moving. At least she can't compain it's out of date.

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    1. "Just thank God I didn't eat the frog," she said."

      Well, the frog thanks you...dumbass. Did the Kali package have a safe to eat frog by date? Dumbass

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  4. So now they have introduced an invasive species, a Cali Tree Frog, into the Michigan eco system. We're doomed.
    Jpaul

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  5. This is the best evidence EVER that it's safe to eat, and hasn't been sprayed with or otherwise (irrigation) exposed to something it shouldn't have been. How often has there been "recalls" on lettuce again? Amphibians are extremely sensitive to toxins in the environment.

    So personally my response would be to relax a little, say "Oh, good! It's got a freshness guarantee!" and call the kids over to see.

    That said, this happens fairly often.

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  6. Salad didn't seem to hurt the frog. Go ahead and eat it.

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  7. "This is the worst-tasting vinaigrette I've ever had!"

    CC

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  8. 🎵Hello my baby!
    🎶Hello my honey!
    🎵Hello my ragtime gal!
    🐸-lg

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