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Friday, August 18, 2023

I've been that fucked up before

MEMPHIS, Tenn. (WMC) - The man accused of stealing a Crittenden County ambulance and causing multiple crashes last week appeared in court Monday morning.

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Miller told the judge presiding over his case, he “had no recollection” of the events he’s facing charges for.

5 comments:

  1. Why the is that idiot wearing a mask?
    MadMarlin

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  2. Oh, he doesn't REMEMBER it, so he's cool then, let him go! Actually I once heard a presentation by the then-head of the Federal Bureau of Prisons who spoke about recidivism rates and re-entry to society after prison. One of the things he said was that roughly 70% of prisoners cannot recall doing the crimes for which they were charged. Imagine being in a blackout on drugs or alcohol, and waking up in jail, or on trial, or going to prison for something you cannot remember.

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    1. How can you defend yourself when you don't remember the crime? If that's bad, it's worse if you are actually innocent and weren't even there...

      I have a suggestion: don't get blackout drunk and you won't have these problems.

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  3. Many years ago, comic Steve Martin suggested that "I forgot" is a perfectly acceptable excuse for any number of various crimes. "I forgot that B&E is against the law, your honor."

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  4. And he'll be under the jail- compared to what would have happened to Moe and Joe back in the 80's for basically the same thing...
    https://youtu.be/OkRt9LrvXDY

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