#10- A broken twig, a paper glider and a pair of toenail clippers for tats? And a soy boy hanging on for whatever she may decide to let him do? Truly a Poster Girl for a doomed generation. Oops.... almost forget those eyebrows and that lip ring. Like I said, Poster Girl. (and a living replacement for her battery operated toys)
Don't ridicule riculious tatoos*. Did you know that you can get a girl to contemplate suicide again by simply gesturing toward her other arm and asking when she's going to complete the set, if she has a semi-colon tattooed on one wrist. If she has matching vertical scars where her femoral artery is close to the surface, then please beware, she used to lay in bed with a blade and pretend to bleed out and die. This is why you should never close your eyes the first time you eat...
* -- I'm kidding, always tease the weak mercilessly.
What is the mentality to want to submit yourself to these Roast Me insults? And these excerpts show only a single zinger when the actual website has dozens or hundreds of insults. Crazy.
The girls in particular start believing their own hype and are so used to fawning simps blowing up their comments, so they consider themselves "unroastable."
I'm also positive there's at least a few posts made by others with passable photoshop skills sticking a "roast me" sign in a pic.
#10- A broken twig, a paper glider and a pair of toenail clippers for tats? And a soy boy hanging on for whatever she may decide to let him do? Truly a Poster Girl for a doomed generation. Oops.... almost forget those eyebrows and that lip ring. Like I said, Poster Girl. (and a living replacement for her battery operated toys)
ReplyDeleteDon't ridicule riculious tatoos*. Did you know that you can get a girl to contemplate suicide again by simply gesturing toward her other arm and asking when she's going to complete the set, if she has a semi-colon tattooed on one wrist. If she has matching vertical scars where her femoral artery is close to the surface, then please beware, she used to lay in bed with a blade and pretend to bleed out and die. This is why you should never close your eyes the first time you eat...
Delete* -- I'm kidding, always tease the weak mercilessly.
Who wore them better? Her or Groucho Marx?
Delete#9: That smile will only work if the judge likes smooth young boys. Pray for Judge Judy, son.
ReplyDelete6) What the hell are those 2 boxes of cereal????
ReplyDeleteNo, that's one box of cereal and one box of cereal flavored breakfast bars. You were so close.
DeleteWhat is the mentality to want to submit yourself to these Roast Me insults?
ReplyDeleteAnd these excerpts show only a single zinger when the actual website has dozens or hundreds of insults.
Crazy.
The girls in particular start believing their own hype and are so used to fawning simps blowing up their comments, so they consider themselves "unroastable."
DeleteI'm also positive there's at least a few posts made by others with passable photoshop skills sticking a "roast me" sign in a pic.
#1 and #8 would be really hot if they could lose 10 or so lbs.
ReplyDelete#10 - Are the series of bad tattoos supposed to represent something?
ReplyDeleteI'm stumped.
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