DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. - A Volusia County woman suspected of killing her 79-year-old roommate allegedly doused herself in soda in an attempt to erase possible evidence on her body, according to an arrest affidavit.
She poured diet Mountain Dew all over her body when police told her they were going to collect her DNA as part of the investigation, authorities said.
WTF. I must have lived a sheltered life compared to the insane shit some people do. with women, the more tats they have ,the crazier they seem to be. but maybe that is just me. I try to go the other way when I see people like that. dave in pa.
That was her big mistake. Everyone knows that only the full-sugar version has magical cleansing properties, as evidenced by the toofuses of true Dew aficionados.
I had a boss one time who was hooked on diet Dr. Pepper. Whenever he came to town we were directed to stock the fridge with plenty of it. In a day or two he would go through a couple of six paks. But man was he an idiot. It figures.
Sounds like a good strategy. Long term studies have shown that Mountain Dew destroys DNA.
ReplyDeleteMany years ago I went out with a girl who douche with Mountain Dew. She said the bubbles felt good and she heard the preservative killed STDs
ReplyDeleteMountain Douche. It's a thing.
DeleteSounds like a keeper!
DeleteThe crazy is strong and insipid in this one...
ReplyDeleteWTF. I must have lived a sheltered life compared to the insane shit some people do.
ReplyDeletewith women, the more tats they have ,the crazier they seem to be. but maybe that is just me.
I try to go the other way when I see people like that. dave in pa.
diet Mountain Dew
ReplyDeleteThat was her big mistake. Everyone knows that only the full-sugar version has magical cleansing properties, as evidenced by the toofuses of true Dew aficionados.
As seen on an episode of NCIS New Orleans no doubt!
DeleteNah, in Nawlins it’s purple drank.
DeleteI had a boss one time who was hooked on diet Dr. Pepper. Whenever he came to town we were directed to stock the fridge with plenty of it. In a day or two he would go through a couple of six paks. But man was he an idiot. It figures.
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