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Thursday, August 17, 2023

Well, at least you tried

After being caught stealing bicycle accessories from Walmart, a Florida Man reportedly gave police a devastating self-analysis. 

“I’m not good at shoplifting,” said Daniel Kaczmar.
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4 comments:

  1. Henk VandenberghAugust 17, 2023 at 8:22 AM

    Not good at shoplifting?
    Go to California.
    Plenty of opportunities there to practice and learn without the police bothering you.

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    1. AnonymousAugust 17, 2023 at 4:47 PM

      Or any major dumbbocrat city. Are the red marks on your dome from wearing a (hahaha) bike helmet?

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  2. AnonymousAugust 17, 2023 at 8:49 AM

    Props for self-awareness there, whitebread.

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  3. RobAugust 17, 2023 at 9:10 AM

    A $35 felony

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