SHREVEPORT, La. (KSLA) — A double homicide at a Shreveport vape shop began as a robbery that ended in a shootout between at least one customer and the robbery suspects, police say.
Two of the robbery suspects — 19-year-old Anthony Lee and 18-year-old Martavious Henderson — were struck by gunfire and ultimately succumbed to their injuries.
Contrasting against a background of whyte racisss vape vapours was a serious tactical error that Martavious and his fellow aspiring quantum physicist regretted for a short while.
As an ASPIRING quantum physicist (who was not yet there), Martavious miscalculated the probability that the good guy's shot would quantum tunnel through his body without striking any vital organs.
The customers did everyone a favor but now they'll be hunted by the authorities. They should have just got in their truck and left. On second thought, looking at the people around the shop, they should have vapes elsewhere. Also, notice how witnesses described the 18 and 19 year olds as "lil children."
"Now detectives are sharing surveillance camera videos and photographs in hopes someone can help them identify the third robbery suspect as well as the two customers who were in the store at the time of the robbery."
Ever'body jumps on 'Martavious', understandably. But WTF with a dindu named 'Anthony'? Was that his slave master's name or something? Jeez, at least toss in a gratuitous apostrophe, fam.
More fucking feral "teens". One asshole short of a perfect happy ending.
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Martavious - you know, one of those Roman Amish that are always causing trouble. LOL
ReplyDelete"Martavious"?
ReplyDeleteDamned Amish again....
"Who were those guys?"
ReplyDeletethe amish vape?
ReplyDeleteContrasting against a background of whyte racisss vape vapours was a serious tactical error that Martavious and his fellow aspiring quantum physicist regretted for a short while.
ReplyDeleteAs an ASPIRING quantum physicist (who was not yet there), Martavious miscalculated the probability that the good guy's shot would quantum tunnel through his body without striking any vital organs.
DeleteM was hoping for a headshot, through and through....no noticeable damage.
DeleteLooking for the customers so that the DOJ can add them to Trump's latest 'indictment'?
ReplyDeleteYeah right.
'Ekscape'? This is a TV 'reporter'?
ReplyDeleteI think most of the people that watch that news would axe you 'whut be wrong wid dat?'
DeleteDrives me nuts. "Expecially is another. Those are professional broadcasters ffs.
DeleteShe also called a Chevrolet a "Chevrolett".
Delete"Martavious"...Isn't the Roman God of Jaboonery?
ReplyDeleteNow that is funny!
DeleteThe customers did everyone a favor but now they'll be hunted by the authorities. They should have just got in their truck and left. On second thought, looking at the people around the shop, they should have vapes elsewhere. Also, notice how witnesses described the 18 and 19 year olds as "lil children."
ReplyDeleteThey DID get in their truck and leave.
Delete"Now detectives are sharing surveillance camera videos and photographs in hopes someone can help them identify the third robbery suspect as well as the two customers who were in the store at the time of the robbery."
Not a "double homicide" dickhead journalist! That should read "Justice served on two armed and dangerous thugs".
ReplyDeleteYes, a double homicide. The word means "killing of one human being by another".
DeleteIn my book it is justifiable homicide but the court system will call it murder.
I'm sure Martavious had just turned his life around.
ReplyDeleteMartavious huh? Where the hell do Obamas come up with these names? Good gawd.
ReplyDeletewas it "them" again? with a name like Martavious, i knew before I watched the video.
ReplyDeletealso, reporter called it a "shevro-let" ... lol.
Chi.
Idiocracy seems to have been prophetic revelation. Brawndo.....it's got electrolytes!
DeleteEver'body jumps on 'Martavious', understandably. But WTF with a dindu named 'Anthony'? Was that his slave master's name or something? Jeez, at least toss in a gratuitous apostrophe, fam.
ReplyDeletePronounced "ANT-nee"
Deleteyea, they'll hang them for it. Self defense is not allowed.
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