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Thursday, August 17, 2023

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

BAY LAKE, Fla. - A Florida man was arrested after he allegedly stole car keys from a baby stroller parked at a Walt Disney World park and rummaged through the owner's car, according to an arrest affidavit.

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  1. I always attach important stuff too my baby. Doesn't everyone? The stroller, a great place for keys, your purses/wallets, concealed carry pistol and the list goes on. This frees up your pockets so you have room for your all important cell phone. Follow me for other great tips.

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  2. He's a hard-working thief. Years ago, we took the kids to Disney World. Do you know how big that parking lot is?

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  3. No Disney World, No car, No baby.....No problem. Maybe this is why injuns used papooses

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    1. Ok, but they do have huge casino parking lots for white eyes and their baby carriages.

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    2. And big alcohol stores so they can stay drunk.

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