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Tuesday, August 08, 2023

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

EUSTIS, Fla. - Officers are searching for a man accused of shooting at a vehicle that honked at him as he and a group crossed the road in Eustis Tuesday.

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  1. Dat boy wasn't honkin' he be dissin' and dissin' justifies shootin'! We don't have a world any more, we're livin' in an ape filled jungle.

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  2. (Amish accent) "Jacob, I doth believe that car hath honketh at us. Perhaps we should ambulate faster as to no cause disturbance."

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  3. Predictable. Sadly, all too predictable.

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  4. So grinnin', shuckin', an' jivin' on da skreet is now a honkable offense? Good to know.

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  5. Crossing the road, standing in the road, or walking down the middle of it? In my experience, many of the Amish don't seem to comprehend "sidewalks" or "shoulders".

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