3 tourists attacked, robbed in downtown robberies wait hours for Chicago police to respond
CHICAGO — Three tourists were beaten and robbed in a pair of attacks in downtown Chicago early Saturday, two in the Loop and the other in River North. It’s not clear if the robberies are related.
One attack occurred at 2 am and the other between 2 and 3:30 am. If you are stupid enough to be out in Shitcago at those times, well...
ReplyDeleteI think they are still waiting...and, it's Saturday.
ReplyDeleteNot to worry, Gubmint Grocery Stores will solve this problem.
ReplyDeleteLooks like I didn't make the earlier cut, but I still think her firm tummy is hotter than a Kardashian butt.
ReplyDeleteSure the robberies are related. Related to being out on da skreets of Chicongo after midnight where blacks and black things happen. Duh.
ReplyDeleteThe city needs a web site to report these things, save everyone a lot of time!
ReplyDeletehey hackass, its the name of the stats site for all chicago shooting daily monthly yearly
DeleteCops turn up when they are good and ready, unless they are "too busy" to bother
ReplyDelete"No descriptions of the offenders were available." Well, that tells you everything you need to know right there.
ReplyDeleteWhat’s a synonym for ghost?
DeleteIf the perps got shot robbing people how fast would the cops show up?
ReplyDeleteThe entire world knows about Chicongo and these tourists went anyway because???
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