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Using the hands are too messy and corn cobs are too rough JD
I did a post about toilet paper a few years back
"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or you're taking some shit from some asshole"
Bumper stickers from the '80s in NorCal-"Wood is good. Use it. Nature renews it.""Trees are America's Renewable Resource." "Earth First! We'll log the other planets later.""Save a Tree. Cancel the Bee."That last one was my personal favorite.
All I know is the rolls have shrunk by 35% since Covid hit.
Even Costco is doing this, although they try to spin it. Another thing is "It's like 3 rolls per roll" to describe what used to just be a normal roll of toilet paper a couple of decades ago.All I know for sure is that if I'm not buying toilet paper when it's on sale, I've fucked up.
As the Y2K fear mongering was happening I would tell people that the only modern convenience they would miss is Toilet Paper.
The problem I have is that I buy enough to last for 3 months, and when it runs out, and I go to buy more, I can't remember what kind I bought 3 months ago, and usually spend 2 months using up terrible TP before trying again.Of course, the best use for toilette paper is a whole role, in an empty coffee can, soaked in kerosine, and lit on fire.
Sounds like toilet paper got about the same reception as the bidet gets today. People don't like change. A bidet completely cleans you off. Toilet paper is used just for drying off. Someone once said something about the spray giving a thrill. Aint no thrill to me. If you use too much pressure it hurts like hell. Of course if yer gay maybe it's wonderful. I guess they have them with seat warmers and hot air dryers. Mine is a cheap one that fits right on my toilet. Hook up in fifteen minutes or less. Never, ever did I think I'd use one of these contraptions. A roll of toilet paper lasts a long time. Hell, you could use rags for drying and there would not be a speck of feces on them. They clean you that well.
My son has one of those add one bidet things in his toilets. I stayed there for Hurricane Ida and he insisted I give it a try, best thing since slice bread kinda glowing accolades....... I found it was a waste of time and water so I continued using TP.To each their own but to me it doesn't make sense JD
I installed bidets on all 3 toilets during covid lock down - they are AWESOME. Highly recommend. Hardly use much toilet paper anymore. Still using TP we purchased during the lock down.
I didn't watch the vid. However I remember my mother telling me to examine each square of TP for wood chips before use 70 some years ago.Nemo
You know why toilet paper was sold out during wuflu? Because every time someone sneezed, everyone shit themselves. As for 2 ply toilet paper - I'd like to meet the inventor & shake his hand.ch
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