First responders were called to the Dixon Lake boat launch on Tuesday morning after a woman was heard screaming for help, Michigan State Police said in a statement. When they arrived at the scene, they found the woman stuck inside an outhouse toilet.
-Chuck
Plus, they let her keep the strap.
ReplyDeleteIn NYC, the following scenario happens a few times a year: Someone drops their cell phone (or other valuables) onto the subway tracks, and then jumps down to get it and can’t get back up on their own. Every so often a train is very near.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the story I heard about a man who went to the toilet and a glow was coming out of the lid. Apparently someone had dropped their flashlight into the pile below and it landed battery end first.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely a shifty situation
ReplyDeleteJD
If I was stupid enough to buy an Apple watch, and you saw me jump into a shitter to save it... please just shoot me. I'm obviously of no use to humanity...
ReplyDeleteShe probly was really lookin’ for her ham sandwich that she dropped in there.
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaaaahhhh…… had to go bad…..
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