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Friday, September 22, 2023

Couple Wants Refund After Flying Next to Farting Dog

A New Zealand couple is demanding a refund after flying 13 hours next to a flatulent bulldog on Singapore Airlines. 

According to the New Zealand news outlet Stuff, the man and woman were flying from Paris home to New Zealand. But they got more than they bargained for, as the small dog next to them started drooling and ripping off a symphony of farts they will never forget.
-WiscoDave

8 comments:

  1. CederQ, was that your dog on that flight?

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  2. I can appreciate this. While I have never taken that flight, that flight was probably a 14 hour+ flight. Abd to have to deal with a farting dog....

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  3. You have to chalk that one up to a life experience, like having the water go out just after you lather up in the shower...

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  4. If it had been a Bird dog they'd have no case because birds don't fart; they lack the stomach bacteria that builds up gas in their intestines

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  5. My dog farts but they are silent. They smell so awful even he leaves the room.

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  6. I wouldn't want to sit next to a farting dog, cat or human

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  7. I read this story to my wife. Her response, “Just wait until someone next to you on a long flight Sue’s YOU!”.

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  8. I wonder if the dog owners would be offended if the other passenger just farted back at the dog... After a lunch at Taco Bell I can drop some hellacious greasy ones, lol
    JD

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