Knuckledraggin My Life Away : Couple Wants Refund After Flying Next to Farting Dog

Friday, September 22, 2023

Couple Wants Refund After Flying Next to Farting Dog

A New Zealand couple is demanding a refund after flying 13 hours next to a flatulent bulldog on Singapore Airlines.

According to the New Zealand news outlet Stuff, the man and woman were flying from Paris home to New Zealand. But they got more than they bargained for, as the small dog next to them started drooling and ripping off a symphony of farts they will never forget.

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Friday, September 22, 2023

Couple Wants Refund After Flying Next to Farting Dog