#2: Millennial parent: Films whole thing with phone for facebag likes. Me: Beat the shit out of the little snot with phone so this doesn't happen again.
"Millennial Parents" - How do you know it's not a case of a couple of MAGA folks documenting the joys of raising a male child with normal levels of curiosity and what the new generation would call 'toxic masculinity'? In other words, raising a little boy?
"Beat the shit out of the little snot'"- Boy, am I glad you weren't my old man, who was much more understanding of my transgressions as a young man. It makes me wonder what havoc YOU created as a child. It also tells me you were a much bigger problem than the kid that was discovering how a modern fridge works.
Again, I'm glad I wasn't your kid. You're an asshole. Otherwise, you wouldn't be going by the nom de plume 'Anonymous' and making an asinine comment like what you made.
If she was, and then grew into that beautiful young lady, that's the type gal you are looking for, not another one of those many, many selfish, psychotic, narcissistic bimbo Karens we are faced with today. (see Barbie)
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ReplyDeleteMillennial parent: Films whole thing with phone for facebag likes.
Me: Beat the shit out of the little snot with phone so this doesn't happen again.
"Millennial Parents" - How do you know it's not a case of a couple of MAGA folks documenting the joys of raising a male child with normal levels of curiosity and what the new generation would call 'toxic masculinity'? In other words, raising a little boy?
Delete"Beat the shit out of the little snot'"-
Boy, am I glad you weren't my old man, who was much more understanding of my transgressions as a young man. It makes me wonder what havoc YOU created as a child.
It also tells me you were a much bigger problem than the kid that was discovering how a modern fridge works.
Again, I'm glad I wasn't your kid. You're an asshole. Otherwise, you wouldn't be going by the nom de plume 'Anonymous' and making an asinine comment like what you made.
OK Karen.
Delete#10 Not very bright. Those furry bastards have some pretty long fangs. And they aren't afraid to use them.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like fighting monkeys is like arguing with an idiot. It becomes difficult for those watching to tell the difference.
ReplyDeleteIt wastes your time and annoys the monkey.
Delete#3 - A hot-air balloon dipping into a body of water?
ReplyDeleteI would be interested in watching an MMA fighter in a room full of those monkeys.
ReplyDelete#9 "What part of 'SLOW' don't you understand?"
ReplyDelete"All of it."
#1 Cool chick, she is laughing at herself. I've a feeling she was a bit of a tomboy in the day.
ReplyDeleteIf she was, and then grew into that beautiful young lady, that's the type gal you are looking for, not another one of those many, many selfish, psychotic, narcissistic bimbo Karens we are faced with today. (see Barbie)
Delete#9, methinks alcohol was involved.
ReplyDelete#1 knows how to have a good time.
ReplyDelete#8 -- Well he is a Defensive Back [DB] and the ball was stopped. So that works....
ReplyDelete#1 stuck the landing.
ReplyDelete2) Old enough to choose his own gender.
ReplyDelete6) Someone threw stuff out a window during a hail storm?
ReplyDeleteLooks like a big hailstone knocked the mirror's finish off - nice and shiny at the beginning but at the end it's black.
DeleteThanks.
DeleteI just enjoyed these on this morning when I am not feeling much like doing anything, maybe it's the headache I have
ReplyDelete#5- Romania. Betcha money.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the super cool dog water toy in #7???
ReplyDeleteI hate monkeys. Never mess with monkeys. They travel in groups and will fuck you up. I used to work in Philly. Believe me, I know...
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