#5 - your ankles aren't bound. You're going to be dead in an hour. #6 - needs one more pane: after the 2nd cute animal gets eaten #9 - I knew her. She lost (he's in prison for her murder) #19 - those were the good old days.
All funny but 19 did it for me. I hate paying good money for food and some kid is screaming or acting up and parents are numb to it. Maybe if the parents were doing their job, kid wouldn't act like that. Bad parenting skills. I've actually told server before to take my check to the people that ruined my dining. They didn't of course, but in turn I haven't been back.
#17 had to call his wife and load him in her car. Lets just say she called the BC's wife, the BC talked to the 1st Sgt and the 1st Sgt talked to us. Wasn't a good Monday morning.
#19 - You, the parent, remove said child from the restaurant. You only have to do it once. Going without supper and sitting in the car with a pissed-off parent cures all kinds of inappropriate public behavior. I will ask in the kid's defense: did their parents bring with them a small box of crayons and paper for the child to entertain themselves or a book? I don't know how many hours of tic-tac-toe we played with our kids and how many napkins were turned into refrigerator art while we waited for meals to be placed on the table.
I remember sitting I the car with my oldest while everyone else ate dinner. My wife was ticked at me for that, but we never had problems like that again.
#1: Jim Florentine (comedian) used to go to a restaurant and have the waiter grate pepper on his steak until there was about an inch of it. Then he'd turn around and eat it. I also used to work with this black chick (such a hottie, shame she was married) who used to steal the cheese graters from Olive Garden. She gave me one that I still use to this day over 20 years later.
#3: Don't remind me
#6: Not me. I remember being mad when the camera would cut away. Fuck you Marlin Perkins! I love The Oasis Channel (now called Love Nature or something like that) because they don't cut away when a lioness rips out a boar's throat.
#11: How to scare the living shit out of your sleeping passenger!
"Accidentally."
ReplyDeleteIt is only considered "Accidentally" the first time. After that, it is "Coincidentally," then "Amazingly," and finally "Unbelievably."
Delete#20 for the win!
ReplyDeleteYep.
Delete9. Dad: Okay, Hooker then?
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ReplyDelete#5 - your ankles aren't bound. You're going to be dead in an hour.
ReplyDelete#6 - needs one more pane: after the 2nd cute animal gets eaten
#9 - I knew her. She lost (he's in prison for her murder)
#19 - those were the good old days.
All funny but 19 did it for me. I hate paying good money for food and some kid is screaming or acting up and parents are numb to it. Maybe if the parents were doing their job, kid wouldn't act like that. Bad parenting skills. I've actually told server before to take my check to the people that ruined my dining. They didn't of course, but in turn I haven't been back.
ReplyDelete#17 had to call his wife and load him in her car. Lets just say she called the BC's wife, the BC talked to the 1st Sgt and the 1st Sgt talked to us. Wasn't a good Monday morning.
ReplyDeleteOnce the LT pulls staff duty over a long weekend, he has no excuse, he knows what he’s getting himself into.
Delete#19 - You, the parent, remove said child from the restaurant. You only have to do it once. Going without supper and sitting in the car with a pissed-off parent cures all kinds of inappropriate public behavior. I will ask in the kid's defense: did their parents bring with them a small box of crayons and paper for the child to entertain themselves or a book? I don't know how many hours of tic-tac-toe we played with our kids and how many napkins were turned into refrigerator art while we waited for meals to be placed on the table.
ReplyDeleteI remember sitting I the car with my oldest while everyone else ate dinner. My wife was ticked at me for that, but we never had problems like that again.
Delete#1: Jim Florentine (comedian) used to go to a restaurant and have the waiter grate pepper on his steak until there was about an inch of it. Then he'd turn around and eat it. I also used to work with this black chick (such a hottie, shame she was married) who used to steal the cheese graters from Olive Garden. She gave me one that I still use to this day over 20 years later.
ReplyDelete#3: Don't remind me
#6: Not me. I remember being mad when the camera would cut away. Fuck you Marlin Perkins! I love The Oasis Channel (now called Love Nature or something like that) because they don't cut away when a lioness rips out a boar's throat.
#11: How to scare the living shit out of your sleeping passenger!
#20: "Accidentally"