GOODYEAR, Ariz. — A human skull was recently found in a box of donated items at a Goodwill store in Goodyear, police said.
A call was made Tuesday night to the Goodyear Police Department after a disturbing discovery was made at the Goodwill store located near Sarival Avenue and Yuma Road.
And here I am thinking: Damn, that's prime decore. What kind of person would try to donate such an awesome item to goodwill? Those are really hard to get, you know! That's the kind of thing you not only hang on your wall, but build a little glass case for.
I do wonder whose skull it is though! And of course how it ended up there.
Wife and I shop at Goodwill all the time. We visited two of their outlets just today, looking for interesting finds. How come WE never happen across human skulls? I'd buy that shite in a heartbeat. What could possibly make a better accent to the office than a genuine human skull?
If it was good enough for Hamlet, it's good enough for me.
And here I am thinking: Damn, that's prime decore. What kind of person would try to donate such an awesome item to goodwill? Those are really hard to get, you know! That's the kind of thing you not only hang on your wall, but build a little glass case for.
ReplyDeleteI do wonder whose skull it is though! And of course how it ended up there.
John G.
I think I went to High School with that guy. The eye's the wrong color though...
ReplyDelete"It was unused"
ReplyDeleteFrank G
Wife and I shop at Goodwill all the time. We visited two of their outlets just today, looking for interesting finds. How come WE never happen across human skulls? I'd buy that shite in a heartbeat. What could possibly make a better accent to the office than a genuine human skull?
ReplyDeleteIf it was good enough for Hamlet, it's good enough for me.
There's a lot of desert out there. You'd be amazed at some of the things wash down from the hills.
ReplyDeleteYou can get a brand new human skull at any time. You just have to do the cleaning yourself and be able to accept the consequences.
ReplyDeleteMadMarlin