Thursday, September 21, 2023

I'm guessing he touched that dick

CHICAGO — A 21-year-old man has been sentenced to 35 years in prison for murdering a transgender woman in her Chicago home three years ago.

Orlando Perez pleaded guilty to first-degree murder on Thursday, court records show. Judge Nicholas Kantas handed down the sentence. Multiple counts of first-degree murder, armed robbery, home invasion, and burglary were dropped by prosecutors in their plea deal with Perez.


  1. When you probe for a hole and discover a pole it can be distressing

  2. For murdering a mentally ill man pretending to be a women who was likely trying to con this guy into sex. There, fixed it for you.

  3. Troons get more protection than the rest of the Rainbow Mafia does for some reason.
    - WDS

  4. "You know I'm a dude, right?"

    Bang, bang, bang...pew, pew, bang....

  5. As the Dice Man once said- "Say, yougot some set of balls for a chick."

  6. “Trans women” [sic] are male homosexuals. Crazy ones, at that.

  7. Hey fellas, tell your date you are really a man before the necking starts. It's the decent thing to do

  8. No doubt! You don't shoot someone if you're just hanging out and find out he's a dude.

    Probably made out, got a BJ, and grabbed his crotch and HOLY SHIT!


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