#2 - As someone who types without auto-correct, it disturbs me that people can't spell or use correct grammar. #4 - my mark is at 7 3/4. #11 - excellent!!! #19 - shouldn't that say 'the first thing it bumps into' because when it fires, its going to turn turtle.
#3 - bring shit up from 3 years ago? I wish!! She brings up shit from 30 years ago. Hell, she brings up shit that happened before we even met, shit she just heard about from my so-called friends. I mean, damn, you knew all that beforehand and still married me, so it's kinda your fault in a way. Best solution is to keep serving drinks, about 3 past drinks past that gets to the I luv you anyway and another 2 puts her out for the next 12 hours. Finally some peace and quiet.
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ReplyDeleteOr, they are constantly "axing" you questions...
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ReplyDeleteAnd it was the best comment ever made here. Damn blog admin keeping the good stuff for himself.
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ReplyDeleteWOW, That full auto high capacity censorship
ReplyDeleteI liked these, made me smile and have a little laugh
ReplyDelete#2 - As someone who types without auto-correct, it disturbs me that people can't spell or use correct grammar.
ReplyDelete#4 - my mark is at 7 3/4.
#11 - excellent!!!
#19 - shouldn't that say 'the first thing it bumps into' because when it fires, its going to turn turtle.
You measure from the pubic bone, not the butthole.
DeleteIf I promise to send you another Civil War book with money in it, will you promise not to censor my comment?:)
ReplyDelete#3: My ex doesn't need the second glass and the coverage is 50 years.
ReplyDeleteNot getting #10? (And yes, I know what Grindr is.)
ReplyDelete#9 is just really wrong! Cringworthy for sure!
ReplyDelete#16: And "supposably".
ReplyDelete#3 - bring shit up from 3 years ago? I wish!! She brings up shit from 30 years ago. Hell, she brings up shit that happened before we even met, shit she just heard about from my so-called friends. I mean, damn, you knew all that beforehand and still married me, so it's kinda your fault in a way. Best solution is to keep serving drinks, about 3 past drinks past that gets to the I luv you anyway and another 2 puts her out for the next 12 hours. Finally some peace and quiet.
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