Knuckledraggin My Life Away : Man Drinks Entire Bottle Of Laxative, Shares Hilarious Play-By-Play Of The Next 8 Hours

Wednesday, September 06, 2023

Man Drinks Entire Bottle Of Laxative, Shares Hilarious Play-By-Play Of The Next 8 Hours

A man in Austin, TX, drank an entire bottle of saline laxative.

What followed can only be described as a hilarious misadventure that left him with a memorable story to share.

-SWOOP

Inspirations

"The Spartans do not inquire how many the enemy are, but where they are." AGIS II 427 B.C.

"No, no, I've got 'em right where I want 'em - surrounded from the inside." -- Mad Dog Shriver when told to break up his recon team and evade, that he was about to be overrun by North Vietnamese Regulars.

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

"The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson

"The world don't owe you a living, Boy." - Pops

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Wednesday, September 06, 2023

Man Drinks Entire Bottle Of Laxative, Shares Hilarious Play-By-Play Of The Next 8 Hours