I saw a 2x6 at Home Depot this morning with more curves than that. Pathetic. Being the latest in a long line of suckers to tap that wouldn't get me access to her money, and that's about the only thing she has that might interest me anyway. I could easily find a much better looking fuckbuddy, if that were the underlying objective. Besides which, I never went in for celebrity obessions. Female egos are already to tough enough to keep in check, why would I want to deal with the bullshit that comes from someone as famous as her? High maintnenace doesn't even begin to describe the experience...
If I were to actually admit that when I was 16 or 17 I "took matters into my own hands", when willing female partners were hard to find, then I would also admit that it would be preferable to do that, rather than to lay down with someone like the wealthy whore and no talent hack Taylor Swift. As for wood from lumber yards having curves, the worst that I ever saw came while I was in high school wood shop. The shop teacher did not buy lumber, but instead took cast offs from places that could not sell it. I remember building a gun cabinet with mahogany, and a 3/4" X 10 " X 8' piece of the beautiful wood had one end that when laid flat on the ground, caused the other end to turn exactly 90 degrees so it was about the worst piece of lumber I have ever seen, other than 2X4's or 2X6's, etc. The thing was, the teacher would not let us get better lumber, but the school forced us to pay for the wood, so they made out on it.
Chick's got a net worth north of 750 million. Worked hard for it, so I must give here credit for that. Might say she worked her ass off for that fortune. That's an older pic, though. After she hit age 30 she porked up a bit.
Hell, I'd hit it, not like I'm going to marry her. Some meat sausage be good for her.
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Teenager girls, what a waste
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She is 33 yo & a billionaire...
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With that kind of money you'd think she could afford tits.
DeleteAnd an ass.
DeleteI thought she did
DeleteAnd some ass implants, looks like her legs go straight into her back.
Delete- WDS
And afford to get an ass....hybo
Deletewirecutter, with that kind of money, she dont need tits. Looking at my history of tall skinny broads with pissy attitudes- yeh, I'd probably hit that.
DeleteA transvestigation is in order.
DeleteShe's a sawnk skank
ReplyDeleteShe's got 10 times the number of Storm Troopers than Hitler had and they're probably more vicious too.
ReplyDeleteAll armed with pronouns and dildos.
DeleteYeah, I can see it: a million tweeners waving glo-sticks chasing you across the countryside.
Delete@Bogside- She's a Leftie and her fans probably are too, so yeah Antifa bros know how to fuck things up.
DeleteDo your unflattering "one ply' comments mean the KDTSFC is defunct?
ReplyDeletea billionaire but also lipstick on a pig
ReplyDeleteThe Taylor Witch Project vill eat zee bugz and be happy:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N90G5YgRQCo
I've seen shapelier pasta.
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I saw a 2x6 at Home Depot this morning with more curves than that. Pathetic. Being the latest in a long line of suckers to tap that wouldn't get me access to her money, and that's about the only thing she has that might interest me anyway. I could easily find a much better looking fuckbuddy, if that were the underlying objective. Besides which, I never went in for celebrity obessions. Female egos are already to tough enough to keep in check, why would I want to deal with the bullshit that comes from someone as famous as her? High maintnenace doesn't even begin to describe the experience...
ReplyDeleteDon't forget she'll write a nasty song about you when you get tired of her shit... It's the only talent she has
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If I were to actually admit that when I was 16 or 17 I "took matters into my own hands", when willing female partners were hard to find, then I would also admit that it would be preferable to do that, rather than to lay down with someone like the wealthy whore and no talent hack Taylor Swift.
DeleteAs for wood from lumber yards having curves, the worst that I ever saw came while I was in high school wood shop. The shop teacher did not buy lumber, but instead took cast offs from places that could not sell it. I remember building a gun cabinet with mahogany, and a 3/4" X 10 " X 8' piece of the beautiful wood had one end that when laid flat on the ground, caused the other end to turn exactly 90 degrees so it was about the worst piece of lumber I have ever seen, other than 2X4's or 2X6's, etc.
The thing was, the teacher would not let us get better lumber, but the school forced us to pay for the wood, so they made out on it.
Didn't know she was so scrawny. Not a fan.
ReplyDeleteLooking at her in profile is like looking at a 1x4 held sideways.
DeleteChick's got a net worth north of 750 million. Worked hard for it, so I must give here credit for that. Might say she worked her ass off for that fortune. That's an older pic, though. After she hit age 30 she porked up a bit.
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