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#20Q: Why do women rub their eyes first thing in the morning?A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
Raise, Raze.
Dyke, Dike
#13 and "lose" and "loose"; "trooper" and "trouper"; "wandering" and "wondering"; ....
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Acks and ask.
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Discreet/discrete
Rein, reign
#14 - Fuck sales. That's a looting hat!
Nah, that there's a going to the casino hat.
#1: She's offers a BOGO special on hand jobs with simultaneous prostate massages.#10: Hold my beer beeper users. I had a rotary phone and a 4-party line
We had a multi party line also when I was growing up. Many people today wouldn't know what that is/was. -sammy
Yeah. I could get in trouble with four women at a time.Evil Franklin
#4 - those are Frenchmen, back in the day.
In the early 70's I worked at a gas station that has a pay phone. You could drop a nickle in and slam the receiver on the change return button, get your nickle back, and get a dial tone....
We knew all the tricks, didn’t we?
And the French sometimes won a war back then.
#5 Elaine would be proud.
18, nope, just mention Jesus.
#18 - oh hell yeah!
#4....then their heads were chopped off.
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#20
ReplyDeleteQ: Why do women rub their eyes first thing in the morning?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
Raise, Raze.
DeleteDyke, Dike
Delete#13 and "lose" and "loose"; "trooper" and "trouper"; "wandering" and "wondering"; ....
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Comment sections are full of C and D students.
Acks and ask.
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Al_in_Ottawa
Discreet/discrete
DeleteRein, reign
Delete#14 - Fuck sales. That's a looting hat!
ReplyDeleteNah, that there's a going to the casino hat.
Delete#1: She's offers a BOGO special on hand jobs with simultaneous prostate massages.
ReplyDelete#10: Hold my beer beeper users. I had a rotary phone and a 4-party line
We had a multi party line also when I was growing up. Many people today wouldn't know what that is/was. -sammy
DeleteYeah. I could get in trouble with four women at a time.
DeleteEvil Franklin
#4 - those are Frenchmen, back in the day.
ReplyDeleteIn the early 70's I worked at a gas station that has a pay phone. You could drop a nickle in and slam the receiver on the change return button, get your nickle back, and get a dial tone....
DeleteWe knew all the tricks, didn’t we?
DeleteAnd the French sometimes won a war back then.
Delete#5 Elaine would be proud.
ReplyDelete18, nope, just mention Jesus.
ReplyDelete#18 - oh hell yeah!
ReplyDelete#4....then their heads were chopped off.
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