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Friday, September 01, 2023

Morning wood? Now we're talking!!!

Kampala, Uganda | URN | The National Drug Authority (NDA) has confiscated a consignment of L- coffee, which was being imported in Uganda as a nutritional supplement. 

While the sachet of L-Coffee shows that it’s a blend of Arabica and Robusta coffee beans and that it’s an energy booster, the Authority says in a statement that their tests show that the product is adulterated with Tadalafil, a prescription drug for treating erectile dysfunction.
-WiscoDave

8 comments:

  1. Would the drug elements survive being 'brewed' into coffee?
    Doubt it.

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    1. Monday morning quarterbacks, backseat drivers, and now, ladies and gentlemen, we have armchair chemists! Congratulations!

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  2. I recognized a couple of the other ingredients, looked up the rest. That's a potent herbal ED blend without the Tadalafil. The guarana will boost the caffeine content to keep you awake afterwards, I guess.

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  3. The best part of waking up is Cialis in your cup?

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  4. It definitely works. I mean, it has "Ta Da!" right there in the name.

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  5. Torque. A friend of mines teenaged son asked him what torque was. My friend said well ya know when ya wake in the morning with a boner and go to take a piss? When ya grab the ol boy and push it down and yer heels come outta yer sneakers, that's torque.

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