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Tuesday, September 05, 2023

"No no, not brown eye!"

A Chinese couple who tried for years to conceive was flummoxed after discovering that they’d been having sex wrong the whole time, per a resurfaced report making its rounds on digital media. 

“Four years of marriage and neither the husband nor wife knew how to get pregnant,” obstetrician Liu Hongmei, who saw the flustered Guizhou Province couple, told the Guiyang Daily News of their nil-conceived attempt, per the Mirror. “Couples so lacking in general knowledge are very rare.”
-WiscoDave

17 comments:

  1. Damn, you'd think at least once "Hey! what's this hole for, lets try that one"....
    @Luis-SheScreamedNotThere!

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  2. Well that's one sure birth control method and she can honestly say her husband's a pain in the ass.

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  3. I thought that was how lawyers and politicians were conceived.

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  4. Just think of all the lawyer embryo's she crapped out!
    Jpaul

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  5. Yea.
    We're not gonna make it as a species.

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    1. Senses of humor are free. You should get one.

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    2. I agree, pal. Not buying it at fuckin all.

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    3. Two senses of humor coming right up!

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  7. Kind of don't believe. Basic biological urges should have taken over. I think the husband is just an anal freak......

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  8. Reading just made my day. LOL LOL And the comments as always are as funny as the story

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  9. What, they don't have 'bonus holes' in China?

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  10. And now you know why 10th grade biology included human reproduction.

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  11. One thing may have been overlooked? His bride may not be a bride at all hmm

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  12. I just showed my wife this and told her I kinda wished we had made the same mistake.

    Now I don't know what I'm eating for dinner...

    Thanks Ken!

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