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Thursday, September 07, 2023

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CHICAGO — An Uptown man stands accused of fighting a tattoo shop proprietor and breaking the store’s glass after the businessman refused to give him a p***s piercing, a Chicago police report says.

Cristian Hernandez, 24, took his 11-month-old baby to Royal Flesh Tattoo and Piercing, 4005 North Broadway, and asked the staff to pierce his manhood late on August 7, the report said. But the shop owner refused and escorted him from the building.
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16 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnySeptember 7, 2023 at 5:40 AM

    Like a baker refusing to bake a gay wedding cake, the tattoo place will be sued for discriminating against Hispanic decorative dick displayers.

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  2. JenSeptember 7, 2023 at 5:58 AM

    Assaulted proprietor, including BIT him, damaged his store, used occupied baby stroller as human shield, fought with bystander trying to protect baby-- and released on his own recognizance???

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2023 at 5:59 AM

    p***s= Penis. They don't use dirty words in Chicago
    Daryl

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    1. Univ of Saigon 68September 7, 2023 at 8:40 AM

      No . . . because THAT would be over the line.

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2023 at 6:15 AM

    Mr Hernanez should get HIS d$ck pierced with a rusty knitting needle.

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  5. ElmoSeptember 7, 2023 at 6:45 AM

    Say what you want about Chicago, but at least I don't see any homeless drug addicts on the sidewalk outside of Royal Flesh Tattoo and Piercing.

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2023 at 7:20 AM

      No, they are all camped out at O'Hara.
      Jpaul

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  6. MeSeptember 7, 2023 at 7:03 AM

    And no whisper of child and family services.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2023 at 7:37 AM

    Why not a flame tat on each side?

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2023 at 9:33 AM

    Are you sure it was his penis not the 11 month old child's? It's not clear.
    Starker was here.

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    1. RobSeptember 7, 2023 at 10:50 AM

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  9. Mathman54September 7, 2023 at 10:06 AM

    I think it all started when the shop owner said, "I'm gonna need a bigger magnifying glass."

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