A Tennessee man has pleaded guilty to pointing an AK-47 rifle at Little Caesars employees because his $6 pepperoni pizza was taking too long to cook, records show.
What kind of moron doesn't realise that his pizza needs a certain amount of time in the oven to properly cook? Presumably if they had taken it out early he would have complained that it wasn't cooked.
Meth enthusiasts have more than a passing problem with time not keeping up with their accelerated expectations. Sometimes, unacceptable behavior comes from these unfulfilled anticipations. I'm old and from So. Cal.(former Hell's Angei's meth capitol of the world), you can trust me on this.
Maybe the employees to a little longer than usual because one of them had to go to the local Kroeger’s to buy the pineapple pieces and dill pickle slices, he ordered as topping.
Following on the jet ski crash, it does look as though Tennessee Man is taking over the lead from Florida Man.
ReplyDelete...not to mention a tad impatient!
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of moron doesn't realise that his pizza needs a certain amount of time in the oven to properly cook? Presumably if they had taken it out early he would have complained that it wasn't cooked.
ReplyDeleteMeth enthusiasts have more than a passing problem with time not keeping up with their accelerated expectations. Sometimes, unacceptable behavior comes from these unfulfilled anticipations. I'm old and from So. Cal.(former Hell's Angei's meth capitol of the world), you can trust me on this.
DeleteMore to the point, where do you get the notion that what little sleazer's makes is pizza?
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Maybe the employees to a little longer than usual because one of them had to go to the local Kroeger’s to buy the pineapple pieces and dill pickle slices, he ordered as topping.
ReplyDeleteYou can still get a pepperoni pizza at Little Caesars for $6?
ReplyDeleteGuess the race?
ReplyDeleteCharles Doty, 64, grayish/blonde hair, blue eyes, white as a child's Christmas dream.
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