His buddy's cousin's ex wife. Third time she's been married in that dress. He has a lifted pickup and they plan on setting up house in her uncles single wide. After the ceremony and the nookie stop they're going to get matching tattoos to seal the deal. Daryl
Part of the beauty of being retired is being able to spend time satisfying my curiosity by looking up mindless trivia like the location of places like Munch-n-Pump stores.
You have done me a great service! I can now turn off my computer and go live in the real world for the rest of the day because I will not find anything funnier than that comment today! Thank you!
She’s got great muscle tone. Check out her triceps, shoulders and calves. That gal is fit as a fiddle. She didn’t get that way sitting on a sofa eating pot brownies and watching daytime TV. Whatever her back story is, I’ll bet it’s interesting.
This spot here is where I first layed my eyes on her ...
ReplyDeleteMunch-N-Pump...I'm guessing this will likely be the honeymoon location as well.
ReplyDelete🤣😂😂
DeleteIt warms the cockles of my heart when two people who were made for each other find each other in this mad, mad world.
ReplyDeleteHis buddy's cousin's ex wife. Third time she's been married in that dress. He has a lifted pickup and they plan on setting up house in her uncles single wide. After the ceremony and the nookie stop they're going to get matching tattoos to seal the deal.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
Family?
DeleteNa, my family don't have that much class
DeleteDaryl
But are they Patriots?
ReplyDeleteThe lady has no less than three tattoos, and the man is wearing his best dress shirt, Justin’s Boots. Hope their marriage lasts and it is fruitful.
ReplyDeleteMunch-n-Pump. 19 convenient locations. Corporate headquarters Poplar Bluff, Missouri.
ReplyDeletePart of the beauty of being retired is being able to spend time satisfying my curiosity by looking up mindless trivia like the location of places like Munch-n-Pump stores.
Thank you for your service, sir. You're a credit to bored retirees everywhere.
DeleteDollar General was already booked, presumably.
ReplyDeleteLooks like they're both wearing work clothes.
ReplyDeleteThanks for making me spew coffee all over my desk. Well played, sir!
DeleteDon -
DeleteYou have done me a great service! I can now turn off my computer and go live in the real world for the rest of the day because I will not find anything funnier than that comment today! Thank you!
Robbie in Pittsburgh
Comments to this post have to be “best of the week”!
DeleteThey seem like nice guys. I wish em luck.
ReplyDeleteMunch n pump is what I do to the ladies.
ReplyDeleteWhat, no ankle monitors? I call bullshit.
ReplyDelete'Munch and Pump'
ReplyDeleteCould also be the title of their X-rated honeymoon home video.
Hiker Mike
This put a smile on my face. It's been a minute since we've seen straight up white trash posts.
ReplyDeleteDid you hear the one 'bout Bubba finding a fifty cent piece by the gas pump?
ReplyDeleteWhat'd he do?
He married her!
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She’s got great muscle tone. Check out her triceps, shoulders and calves. That gal is fit as a fiddle. She didn’t get that way sitting on a sofa eating pot brownies and watching daytime TV. Whatever her back story is, I’ll bet it’s interesting.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure she's got bushels full of "back" stories. (But, she DOES look incredibly fit.)
DeleteShe's likely been working in the dark while laying down than most mechanics ever will.
DeleteEh, I'm not gonna judge. They look happy, they have no ankle monitors, and they're taking responsibility for each other. Leave them alone.
ReplyDeleteExactly.
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