This spring my cousin did a bunch of yardwork and when he went inside to take a leak, it sprayed like a shower. A tick had attached itself to the end of his member, and the body of it hung down over the end of the hole. So his wife (a nurse) had to get a pair of tweezers out and remove it. She said "only you would get a tick there". He replied quick, suck out the poison! There was no way she was going to allow that plague pecker inside her body until he healed up.
This spring my cousin did a bunch of yardwork and when he went inside to take a leak, it sprayed like a shower. A tick had attached itself to the end of his member, and the body of it hung down over the end of the hole. So his wife (a nurse) had to get a pair of tweezers out and remove it. She said "only you would get a tick there". He replied quick, suck out the poison! There was no way she was going to allow that plague pecker inside her body until he healed up.
ReplyDeleteI had a tick in the same place when I was a kid in Georgia.
DeleteMost kids know you can’t fuck a tick so don’t try. But Georgia….
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