CHICAGO — The man who robbed a Wicker Park bank this week tried to convince FBI agents that they had the wrong man and that the real culprit was his twin brother. Pressed for details, Andrew Crayton allegedly told the agents that his family refuses to talk about his twin, also named Andrew Crayton, who wears the same clothes as him.
The two faces of Andrew calls for some heavy duty bipolar meds or the generic treatment, a behind the station beat down
ReplyDeleteWell, they do all look alike.
ReplyDeleteSame name?
ReplyDeleteProbably stole it, too.
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The usual suspects...
ReplyDeleteHey, this is easy. Just shoot both of ‘em. Problems solved, both present & future.
ReplyDeleteOh, the old "George Foreman/Patty Duke" scam.
ReplyDeleteWe so identical we gots the same name"
ReplyDeleteSo you’re telling me,
They are really “all the same”
Not me, but both Andrews are.
DeleteToss your twin under da bus, whydon'tcha? What else are brothas for?
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