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Friday, September 08, 2023

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

DELTONA, Fla. - A Palm Coast man was arrested after deputies connected him to a string of car break-ins in Deltona that he reportedly did while driving around in a stolen Mercedes Benz that he posted on social media, deputies said.

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  1. Neck tattoos are kind of a red flag for a lot of things, especially being behind the wheel of a Merc.
    Unless you're a valet, I guess.
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    1. Huh. Now you've got me wondering what my neck tattoo is a red flag for.

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    2. Kenny, how much time you got?

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    3. Hey brother, they're YOUR stories we're reading in this establishment!
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    4. So, do you, WC, drive a Mercedes? Neck tats are perfect for pickup trucks.

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    5. No, but I do drive Lisa's van around town to save on gas. Does that count?

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    6. Nah, vans of all types are okay these days. As long as they're not electric only.

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    7. No worries there. It's a 2012 Sienna with 105k on it.

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  2. Been kickin' around corporate for a lifetime now and never seen a neck tat in a corner office.

    Just sayin'.

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    1. Some of us wouldn't work in a corporate setting no matter how good it paid.
      I couldn't imagine spending my life sitting behind a desk. Fuck that.

      Just sayin'.

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