The United States Department of Justice has filed charges against five people who are accused of committing nearly 200 robberies, thefts and fraudulent transactions targeting sellers of Apple products who they contacted online.
Homeboys learning to use technology to aid in their crimes. Will wonders never cease. Perhaps it is time to resurrect the Old Negro Space Program and put their mad skillz to better use. They wuz, after all, rocket surgeons an' sheiit.
But but but but but but but, each of the stolen items was under $950!
ReplyDeleteHomeboys learning to use technology to aid in their crimes. Will wonders never cease. Perhaps it is time to resurrect the Old Negro Space Program and put their mad skillz to better use. They wuz, after all, rocket surgeons an' sheiit.
ReplyDeleteThey should all do time, but they won't. The folks who got robbed should be punished too for being so stoopid.
ReplyDeleteNow how is DOJ going to indict Trump over this?
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