Re: the dentures and prophylactic. I was walking my dog in the park early one morning, and this asshat on the trail ahead of me let his mastiff take a huge steaming dump in the middle of the path. And just kept walking. I got up there, intending to get it out of the way, and noticed...used condoms in the dog crap. Eww. Too grossed out to deal. I left it. And spent the rest of the day with sooo many questions.
This is an exceptional bunch today Ken! Thanks so much for what you bring to us every day.
ReplyDeleteBloody nice lot here
ReplyDeleteI'll second that motion.
ReplyDeleteRe: the dentures and prophylactic. I was walking my dog in the park early one morning, and this asshat on the trail ahead of me let his mastiff take a huge steaming dump in the middle of the path. And just kept walking. I got up there, intending to get it out of the way, and noticed...used condoms in the dog crap. Eww. Too grossed out to deal. I left it. And spent the rest of the day with sooo many questions.
ReplyDeleteThe things that make you go 'What the fu.....'
Delete#4 - is that Taylor Swift?
ReplyDeleteCan't tell. Need to see her backside.
DeleteNah, she's MUCH better looking than Swift
Delete#3: I fully expect be brother-in-law to have an iPhone 15 within 2 days of its release.
ReplyDelete#9: It's called a gum job. Or so I've heard.
Look up 'blumpkin'. I dares ya.
DeleteI should not have taken that dare.
Delete# 4 - I don't know who she is but she's a Habsburg. She has the Lip.
ReplyDeleteThe chin
Delete#11 I learned that lesson long ago. Now I no longer get sad.
ReplyDelete#18 Buyer has to supply own motor.
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