A Florida Man is behind bars on battery and burglary charges after allegedly attacking a former girlfriend who taunted him via text about having a “little penis,” according to an arrest affidavit.
She sent him a pic of another guy's dick? Then mocked him about his own dick? Let them fight. Couple of Darwin award nominees here. Dude's a violent criminal, dumbass slut got a reminder that reality isn't a Tyler Perry movie. She's lucky to be alive. A sad story told by idiots, really. And these people have kids...fuck.
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Like some babes being called "Flatty", some dudes take offence to being called 'Shorty". Especially if they're 6ft 5
ReplyDeleteHe can't even recognize his own junk?
ReplyDeleteI once knew a guy who tattooed "Shorty's" on his penis.....but when he got erect it said "Shorty's Bar and Grille, Tuscaloosa Alabama"
ReplyDeleteYeah, call me stubby while I tie a 2X4 on my arse so I dont fall into your cavern.
ReplyDeleteNothing like that old joke. She said give me 12 inches and hurt me. So, I gave her 4 inches three times and hit her with a brick.
ReplyDeleteShe sent him a pic of another guy's dick? Then mocked him about his own dick? Let them fight. Couple of Darwin award nominees here. Dude's a violent criminal, dumbass slut got a reminder that reality isn't a Tyler Perry movie. She's lucky to be alive. A sad story told by idiots, really. And these people have kids...fuck.
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