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Tuesday, September 12, 2023

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

A confrontation yesterday at a Family Dollar store resulted in the arrest of an armed man, records show.

His weapon? 

A lollipop.

7 comments:

  1. Armed? Common sense says he had to be armed because he was holding the lollypop in his hand which was attached to an arm. Matter of fact he was doubly armed.

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  2. I doubt very much if someone hit me with a lollypop I'd call the law.

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  3. Must of been a bruce lee type threatening them with the pointy end. Everything is a weapon.

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  4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XzFNLJIpUQ

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  5. Dalton Reed, 24, appears to be a bit of a "lollipop" himself.

    Sucker.

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  6. I've got a comb concealed in my back pocket. From now on I'm sticking with constitutional carry states.

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