#10 - That's not ruthless, that's incredibly kind. Ruthless would have been not saying anything and laughing at the dumbass when the other kids in elementary school start singing Old MacDonld at her kid.
#1 - fucking hilarious.... a fucking winner. #13 - don't worry about the trace on your shirt, worry about the two different shades on the back of your neck. #17 - awesome!
#20 Yeah, continues to be stupid. We don't get oil from dried up bones. Whoever first decided to call it fossil fuels was a complete moron. It just does NOT work that way.
#5: I'm 50. If I ever run into my elementary school PE teacher (assuming he still breathes) I am slapping him in the mouth. I don't care if he's 85 years old. He was a piece of shit.
In HS one of the PE teachers was a cute young lady who everybody loved, and the other was a miserable cunt of a lady who everybody hated. There were dudes too (the typical jackoff coach types who lived to boss around teenagers) but they were all forgettable nobodies.
#20: Fun fact: The creation of "fossil" fuels actually has nothing to do with fossils.
#9: Very much me.
ReplyDelete#14: Also very much me.
#10 - That's not ruthless, that's incredibly kind. Ruthless would have been not saying anything and laughing at the dumbass when the other kids in elementary school start singing Old MacDonld at her kid.
ReplyDelete#3. And all the customers thought it was a chance to live Asian porn.
ReplyDeleteSome of these are good some are just the the hell................
ReplyDelete#6: Those people are Planed Parenthood and the posts are commercials.
ReplyDelete#9: Me 65 years ago in a movie house looking at the chandleer
Planed Parenthood? You mean the old guys with flattop haircuts?
DeleteMea Culpa for a mis-keystroke
Delete#9 Is still me. I am very careful where I sit at Mass.
ReplyDeleteHow about the confessional?
Delete#3 I've seen some pretty funny signs in Asia, even took a few pictures of them. Most translation errors are more subtle than this one.
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@#1 I finally deleted my facebook account.
ReplyDeleteOK OK OK Y'all got me on 17. I horked up the bourbon through my nose.
ReplyDelete#1 - fucking hilarious.... a fucking winner.
ReplyDelete#13 - don't worry about the trace on your shirt, worry about the two different shades on the back of your neck.
#17 - awesome!
yet another excellent batch!
#20. So we were told....
ReplyDelete#20 Yeah, continues to be stupid. We don't get oil from dried up bones. Whoever first decided to call it fossil fuels was a complete moron. It just does NOT work that way.
ReplyDeleteYou take memes seriously?
Delete#5: I'm 50. If I ever run into my elementary school PE teacher (assuming he still breathes) I am slapping him in the mouth. I don't care if he's 85 years old. He was a piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteIn HS one of the PE teachers was a cute young lady who everybody loved, and the other was a miserable cunt of a lady who everybody hated. There were dudes too (the typical jackoff coach types who lived to boss around teenagers) but they were all forgettable nobodies.
#20: Fun fact: The creation of "fossil" fuels actually has nothing to do with fossils.