Being in Dearborn Heights wasn't the only common theme
DEARBORN HEIGHTS, Mich. (FOX 2) - Three different guys in three different locations but the one common theme - they were all in Dearborn Heights the same week.
Police are leaning towards this not being a coincidence and that it could even be a social media challenge.
Okay I wish I hadn’t read that, but it did say “meth and cucumber”, not “meth and a cucumber”. So it’s either a new drug or he’s gonna make a meth and cucumber salad when he’s done.
"If you jack off in public in Dearborn Heights, we WILL catch you!" I'm relieved to hear there's increased public masturbation patrols in the area. It's curious how the article totally glosses over the whole meth angle.
I will say this: if you get caught naked in your car masturbating in front of a middle school, day or night, your life is not going to be the same again. This is a great way to wind up on a registry. OTOH if you're shooting or smoking that shit, you're already dead anyway.
Everybody needs a hobby.
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ReplyDeleteIs that a new drug?
"Caught with meth and a cucumber"
ReplyDeleteOkay I wish I hadn’t read that, but it did say “meth and cucumber”, not “meth and a cucumber”. So it’s either a new drug or he’s gonna make a meth and cucumber salad when he’s done.
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Police issue order to "Stop dicking around."
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ReplyDeleteBRB gonna drive up to Dearborn Heights.
ReplyDelete"If you jack off in public in Dearborn Heights, we WILL catch you!" I'm relieved to hear there's increased public masturbation patrols in the area. It's curious how the article totally glosses over the whole meth angle.
ReplyDeleteI will say this: if you get caught naked in your car masturbating in front of a middle school, day or night, your life is not going to be the same again. This is a great way to wind up on a registry. OTOH if you're shooting or smoking that shit, you're already dead anyway.
Why weren't all three arrested? Only the dude with the meth or was it illegal to have a cucumber?
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