A woman has filed a lawsuit against Disney World after a ride down the Humunga Kowabunga at the Typhoon Lagoon park led to an injurious wedgie that landed her in the hospital, court records show.
Well, I'm not now a woman, never have nor had been a woman, but I would think a 30 year old woman would know why you need to cross your legs when going down a waterside at 40mph or so... Beyond the atomic wedgie possibilities there are other uh internal places for that water to go... Common sense is not very common anymore JD
Begone yeast infection. Probably the best douche she's ever had.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm not now a woman, never have nor had been a woman, but I would think a 30 year old woman would know why you need to cross your legs when going down a waterside at 40mph or so... Beyond the atomic wedgie possibilities there are other uh internal places for that water to go... Common sense is not very common anymore
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The dreaded double atomic wedgie....
ReplyDeleteIf it hadn't been so cavernous to begin with, this wouldn't have happened.
ReplyDeleteThe kids in the pool thought she was a new Disney character as the water shot out of her ears and nose on her way past them.
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