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Wednesday, October 11, 2023

From my local weekly smut sheet:

Sixty-year-old Brenda J. Wall, of Red Boiling Springs, was arrested and charged with the attempted criminal homicide of a woman and her boyfriend during the early morning hours of September 29, 2023.

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They must be really pissed at Miss Brenda. I've never seen a bail that high here.

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  1. Damn! That is a rough looking 60!

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  2. Looks like the couple wasn't in the mood for a threesome. From Brenda's mug shot I can understand why.

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  3. I was just going to say she looked like "she was rode VERY hard and put away wet" which, when dry caused her to desiccate.

    Meth much?

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  4. Wow... Gordon Lightfoot looks like shit.

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  5. That is one ugly bitch
    JD

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  6. I think the cops around here have a hard-on for some folks. I got involved in a road rage incident one night. I spent more than 30 minutes answering questions from every cop on duty in town (why are driving on stolen plates, are you in town because you beat your wife up, just normal questions around here, I guess).

    Eventually we straightened out the stolen plate issue and I was talking with the supervisor. They found the other person involved and the supervisor got visibly excited. He told me that the other person was and that all I had to was say so, and they would throw her ass in jail right now and hold her for as long as they could. I could tell he wanted that to happen in the worst way.

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    1. And here I've had zero bad interactions in town, even when I accidentally backed into a brand new van in the post office parking lot. The cop came out, took a report and left. He didn't even cite me for having my head up my ass.
      But yeah, if you get on the bad side of small town cops, you're on a shit list for life. I saw that in Riverbank. RPD made life so miserable for the thieves and hardcore dope fiends to the point they'd have to move.

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