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Tuesday, October 03, 2023

Gonna make 'em squeal like a pig

KINGSLAND, Texas - A woman says her family members are banged up and bruised after a "very large pig" attacked them. The family said the pig has come back several times. 

"My grandma's being attacked by a random pig. Now my grandpa's being attacked," a 911 caller told dispatch on Monday.

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 Aaand the money quote: "It knocked a person down, and began acting like a dog will sometimes do on a person's leg."
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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 3, 2023 at 7:41 AM

    Feral hogs ain't no joke.... The humping part sounds kinda weird though
    JD

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    1. AnonymousOctober 3, 2023 at 2:27 PM

      Was it a hog? Or Lizzo twerking nearby? Both have devastating consequences.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 3, 2023 at 7:43 AM

    Kinda sounds like the pig owner's wife might be happy to have it back home...

    Ed

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  3. Univ of Saigon 68October 3, 2023 at 8:52 AM

    With all due respect, I think you missed the other money quote -

    "Later on, she says the owner came by to try to find his pig and threatened to shoot her parents if they shot the pig."

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  4. AnonymousOctober 3, 2023 at 9:53 AM

    A good time was had by all.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 3, 2023 at 10:09 AM

    What the hell is this world coming to when a white trash fambly doesn't have the sense to kill and dress a gift hog! And a 300 pounder at that.
    Jpaul

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  6. FrankPOctober 3, 2023 at 10:27 AM

    Horny little porker, wasn't he?

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  7. AnonymousOctober 3, 2023 at 11:58 AM

    This is Texas. Shoot the sucker.

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  8. catoOctober 3, 2023 at 12:10 PM

    Al Sharpton on the loose again.

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  9. AnonymousOctober 3, 2023 at 3:02 PM

    In Texas??!! And nobody's got a gun?
    Must be Austin.

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  10. AnonymousOctober 3, 2023 at 5:18 PM

    The only good thing about Austin nowadays, is that it’s surrounded by Texas……

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  11. waitingForTheStormOctober 4, 2023 at 6:33 AM

    Anyone know where Stacy Abrams was during this soiree?

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