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Monday, October 23, 2023

How about we keep the third world in the third world?

CHICAGO — United States Customs agents have made a variety of discoveries when it comes to illegal materials airline passengers attempt to bring into the country, but one such bag search conducted last week at O’Hare International Airport may have been the G.O.A.T. 

Literally.
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  1. HOctober 23, 2023 at 3:25 AM

    O'Hare. Not at all surprising.

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  2. Justin_O_GuyOctober 23, 2023 at 4:18 AM

    First,, I'm gonna admit, if I found that I would most likely have puked. If you keep reading, an earlier discovery of Giraffe poo was made. Goat heart,trachea,etc,, WHY? But giraffe poo? Seriously? Gonna bag it up, light it up,ring the doorbell and laugh when the grumpy guy stomps on it? Use it for garden fertilizer?
    Why would anyone Do these things?

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    1. AnonymousOctober 23, 2023 at 7:33 AM

      In certain african cultures giraffi crap is used just like viagra.

      Exile1981

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  3. AnonymousOctober 23, 2023 at 4:29 AM

    I can't think of anything that specifically requires African goat parts. Maybe this is because I'm not a neanderthal.

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  4. Bigus MacusOctober 23, 2023 at 4:57 AM

    We're almost the third world now. Chicago for sure, well as Minneapolis.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 23, 2023 at 5:41 AM

    But they still get a drivers license, photo I.D. and automatically signed up to vote, RIGHT?
    Oh, and don't forget the bennies!

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  6. bogsidebunnyOctober 23, 2023 at 7:52 AM

    I can sympathize since my great-grandparents got "nailed" at Ellis Island for bringing in a bottle of Poitín from County Mayo.

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    1. rickn8orOctober 23, 2023 at 11:46 AM

      The bottle lasted all the way across the Atlantic??

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  7. DanOctober 23, 2023 at 7:52 AM

    I got flagged at customs in Toronto airport about 10 years ago. The African guy in front of me was trying to import a side of smoked impala and was arguing about how it was legal. I had a 2oz bag of beef jerky confiscated and the agent apologized and said it was all political about beef jerky from Korea and korea not allowing US beef to be imported at that time. Ended up missing my flight due to an idiot African and a trade war with Korea. African guy was on my later flight minus the bush meat.

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