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Monday, October 30, 2023

I'd have to shoot a motherfucker

Residents of a New Zealand city are fed up with a strange fad wherein people outfit their cars with an array of sizeable speakers and blast Celine Dion songs to prove that they have the most powerful sound system. The strange trend, dubbed 'siren battles,' reportedly started earlier this year in the community of Porirua and has caught fire over the last few weeks in particular. With residents being disturbed at all hours of the night by the Canadian singer's classics being belted out by cars, Mayor Anita Baker acknowledged that the situation has gotten out of control and declared that "we need to find somewhere alternative for these people to go or they need to stop."
-Carlos

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I mean, rap blasting from car speakers at every intersection is bad enough, but Celine Dion?