18 is almost me.... I knew I was wrong to start with, but I'm bored and wanna see how long it takes to piss you off. For my amusement. Thanks for playing:)
Damn straight. There is nothing like getting someone so wound up that the have an aneurysm. Just be prepared for the inevitable sucker punch when they realise that they've been had.
One of the young guys in our office was a philosophy major from the seminary. I would argue anything with that guy, no matter how ridiculous my position. One afternoon, a young woman in the office walked by, and said to him: "Ben, just give up. You will never win, he does not care". I gave her a wink and a sardonic smile and then demolished the kid. I took some philosophy in university. We had weekly classes where we were broken into small groups to debate specific issues. One morning, the professor tapped me on the shoulder and told me to join another group because they agreed on everything. Ha ha.
"Unremarkable" is medical for "totally normal". In other words, the best possible result. THIS is why docs have been reluctant to share medical documents with patients. That's wrong, of course- it's the patient's report, not the doc's. EVERY field has its jargon and buzzwords. (yes, I get this was intended to be humorous....problem is, it's not, at least for some patients)
I was really disappointed when I read the report on my colonoscopy that my anus was unremarkable. I think I have a remarkable anus. People often remark about what an asshole I am.
I can get (1)fresh blueberries, (1)5lb frozen blueberries, (1)frozen strawberries, (2)frozen pitted cherries, (1)cubed beef for my dog, (2)jars of sauce, (2)large yogurt, (2)large cottage cheese, (4)real sausages(double pack), (1)bottle of Central Market soda, (1)two-liter bottle of cheap diet soda, (1) pack of erasers, (1) bag of shredded cheese (2lb), (1) bottle of real / premium BBQ sauce, (1)Central Market butter, and a family pack of hashbrowns for about $140 (Loc: central Texas, low cost of living area)
#6: Hopefully it wasn't for a pro Hamas ralley
ReplyDelete#19: Until women discovered battery powered mgaphones.
We call women “Chicks” for the way they perch on that handle on the A column when we drive.
Delete#18. "People" who think a fence nailed yo a line of trees will one day become a power line as the wires are lifted higher by tree growth.
ReplyDeleteOr a bicycle, if you are a California nurse.
Wut?
DeleteNo idea what you're trying to say
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#4. Looks like every street corner in Trinidad. IIRC, many locals illegally tap into the grid for their power.
ReplyDelete18 is almost me....
ReplyDeleteI knew I was wrong to start with, but I'm bored and wanna see how long it takes to piss you off. For my amusement. Thanks for playing:)
Damn straight. There is nothing like getting someone so wound up that the have an aneurysm. Just be prepared for the inevitable sucker punch when they realise that they've been had.
DeleteOne of the young guys in our office was a philosophy major from the seminary. I would argue anything with that guy, no matter how ridiculous my position. One afternoon, a young woman in the office walked by, and said to him: "Ben, just give up. You will never win, he does not care". I gave her a wink and a sardonic smile and then demolished the kid. I took some philosophy in university. We had weekly classes where we were broken into small groups to debate specific issues. One morning, the professor tapped me on the shoulder and told me to join another group because they agreed on everything. Ha ha.
DeleteI liked these ones
ReplyDelete"Unremarkable" is medical for "totally normal". In other words, the best possible result. THIS is why docs have been reluctant to share medical documents with patients. That's wrong, of course- it's the patient's report, not the doc's. EVERY field has its jargon and buzzwords.
ReplyDelete(yes, I get this was intended to be humorous....problem is, it's not, at least for some patients)
Quite an unremarkable comment for a Thursday.
DeleteI was really disappointed when I read the report on my colonoscopy that my anus was unremarkable. I think I have a remarkable anus. People often remark about what an asshole I am.
DeleteAnd? I happen to think that my better half's left and right breast are both spectacular. She's 59 and I think they're absolutely amazing.
Delete#1 - Fuck Steven Crowder.
ReplyDelete#11 - And why is it worth 89.95? Is that Rupees? They don't wipe themselves anyway.
#19 - I want to know how women got into rumble seats while wearing the long dresses they did back then...
ReplyDeleteThey took the stairs. No kidding, there used to be little stairs you walked up to and got in rumble seats.
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Extra points if you farted when you sat down...
DeleteFor #20
ReplyDeleteI can get (1)fresh blueberries, (1)5lb frozen blueberries, (1)frozen strawberries, (2)frozen pitted cherries, (1)cubed beef for my dog, (2)jars of sauce, (2)large yogurt, (2)large cottage cheese, (4)real sausages(double pack), (1)bottle of Central Market soda, (1)two-liter bottle of cheap diet soda, (1) pack of erasers, (1) bag of shredded cheese (2lb), (1) bottle of real / premium BBQ sauce, (1)Central Market butter, and a family pack of hashbrowns for about $140 (Loc: central Texas, low cost of living area)
- Arc
Oh cool. Suddenly I can comment on this website again. Weird, but I'm not asking any questions.
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