#4 - One time when the kids were little I was cleaning up their playroom and behind the sofa I found a sealed tupperware box containing a butterknife, a dirty sock, some lego pieces, and one lincoln log.
I gifted my BF my 1970 Volvo when his car died, because he gave me his car to use for a month when I needed to commute to a job. He was a comedian and called the car his 1970 Disabled Vehicle (I told him it had a tendency to suddenly stop for no good reason). He said it was a popular routine in stand-up set. A $500 car will always be a $500 car, but the memories are for ever.
These all made a happier Monday for me....hilarous. Thank you
ReplyDelete#4 - One time when the kids were little I was cleaning up their playroom and behind the sofa I found a sealed tupperware box containing a butterknife, a dirty sock, some lego pieces, and one lincoln log.
ReplyDeleteJus wait. One of the ladies I work with found 2 pounds of hamburger in her stepdaughter’s bed. Well fermented…
DeleteThe kid had used it as a cold pak for her headache 3 weeks before
#3) You could buy a car for a hundred bucks, didn't need insurance and it lasted you two years.
ReplyDeleteOr longer, if you could fix it yourself.
DeleteSome here that makes us shake our heads laughing
ReplyDeleteI gifted my BF my 1970 Volvo when his car died, because he gave me his car to use for a month when I needed to commute to a job.
ReplyDeleteHe was a comedian and called the car his 1970 Disabled Vehicle (I told him it had a tendency to suddenly stop for no good reason). He said it was a popular routine in stand-up set.
A $500 car will always be a $500 car, but the memories are for ever.
I usuallly scroll through with a smile but I laughed out loud at 9, 11 and Lord forgive me... 20 🤣
ReplyDelete#2 Wife: What are you doing today ?
ReplyDeleteMe: Nothing !
Wife: You did that yesterday !
Me: Yeah, I didn't finish.
Wife: What are you doing?
ReplyDeleteMe: Nothing
Wife: Why ?
Me: Because I already did it all.