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Monday, October 23, 2023

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16 comments:

  1. You have done quite well young man.

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  2. #2 I had a friend tell me he was in an interview and within minutes he knew he did not want to work for them so he had fun. He listened to their shit and finally he asked, now you say I get a morning and afternoon break, what about smoke breaks inbetween? He didn't even smoke. He was just having fun. He asked some other things before they ended the interview but that's the one I remember. As a matter of fact he turned me on to this site. He has since died. He sure was a great guy. A good ol boy fulla hell. His degree was in psych but he always said, "I never let schooling interfere with my education."

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    1. So how many packs a day?

      Evil Franklin

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    2. Starker here,
      My closest friend of 30 years recently passed. He was required to attend a corporate meeting, that he felt was unnecessary & a bad use of his time. He sits down, opens his briefcase, pulls out a roll of toilet paper & hemorrhoid cream and places them on the table. "What are doing?" "Oh, this? This is how I always deal with an ass!"
      Next he heard, " Goose! Out!"
      So he went back to the real problem he was working on.
      And he too told me about this great site. Thanks Kenny, and thank you Wirecutter.

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  3. #12 Is definitely me. Never tell any medical person how much you really drink. Why in the hell are they asking in the first place? Anyway, read a story about a guy who told is doc he drank a six pack a day. Cops showed up at his door to take his guns. No kidding. -sammy

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    1. Where the hell was that at? Did he sue the doctor for giving up confidential information?

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    2. Six pack? Filthy casual

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    3. If God didn't want you to drink, he wouldn't have made 30 packs...

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    4. I have no problem with lying to a doctor when asked a question that they have no business asking in the first place. For example:
      Doctor: "Do you own guns or do any shooting?"
      Me: "I don't like guns. Guns scare me."

      Of course, this is just my Plan B. My Plan A is to not see a doctor to begin with. Especially since the Covid thingy.

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    5. I normally tell medical personnel that I have a couple of beers a couple of times a week. I've had a couple admit that they drink a Fuck of a lot more.

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  4. #15: I say they lie like a rug on the floor.

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    1. Yeah. "They" are full of shit.
      Funny, I haven't heard any of "Them" say 70 is the new 60.

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  5. #4: I used to be very libertarian about rich folks and how they made their money. I have since noticed that rich folks are not very libertarian back towards me.

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  6. #5 Yeah, that's true. Stealthy critters. Stuff like that is why people in India sell hats with eyes painted on the back. Tigers won't attack if they they you'll see them, and I'm sure the same applies to mountain lions, though adults are too big for most of 'em to hunt.

    Not that it'd be fun to tangle with them even if they aren't actively hunting you though!

    Might not be a bad idea to get the kids such hats though.

    John G

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    1. Googley eyes, right?

      Evil Franklin

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  7. Q: How do BMW drivers differ from porcupines?
    A: Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.

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