I've got a small basket on the table that I empty my pockets in & when it's full it gets dumped in a 5gal bottle lamp. Mostly coins, sharks teeth, cool rocks 10mm sockets & beer caps .
Gotta love Moms! I complained about my soup being too hot on my grade school lunch time so next day came home for lunch to 2 soup (ice) cubes in my bowl.
A gal I know walked in on her teenage son masturbating. She shook her head and said, son, save it till you're married. Last month he finally got hitched. After the ceremony he walk up to mom and asked if she remembered that incident. When she said yes he said I've got almost three gallons of it in the freezer, what should we do with it?
Wow that is great bet it brings back a lot of memories !
ReplyDeleteIs there a used condom or two hidden in there somewhere?
ReplyDeleteMom has a great sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteThat is something you have to plan ahead for!
ReplyDeleteDid she keep the weed and rolling papers for herself?
ReplyDeleteSteve L.
Yeah, I was looking for a pack of Zig Zags or a roach clip...
DeleteI've got a small basket on the table that I empty my pockets in & when it's full it gets dumped in a 5gal bottle lamp. Mostly coins, sharks teeth, cool rocks 10mm sockets & beer caps .
ReplyDeleteDamn Mom, Ive been looking for some of this stuff
ReplyDeleteRight side 2/3's of the way down.
ReplyDeleteGotta love Moms! I complained about my soup being too hot on my grade school lunch time so next day came home for lunch to 2 soup (ice) cubes in my bowl.
ReplyDeleteA gal I know walked in on her teenage son masturbating.
ReplyDeleteShe shook her head and said, son, save it till you're married.
Last month he finally got hitched. After the ceremony he walk up to mom and asked if she remembered that incident.
When she said yes he said I've got almost three gallons of it in the freezer, what should we do with it?
I call bullshit. When I was a kid, my pockets were filled with cool rocks and what I thought were maybe fossils. That's about it.
ReplyDeleteCity boy, huh?
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