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Wednesday, October 04, 2023

Rep. Bowman Pulls Fire Alarm Again While Trying To Flush Urinal

WASHINGTON, D.C. — New York Congressman Jamaal Bowman again found himself trying to explain away an awkward situation today, as he apparently once again pulled the Capitol fire alarm whilst attempting to flush a urinal. 

"Oh my, is that what that does? I thought it was for the urinal," Bowman reportedly said when questioned by the Capitol Police. "I was just trying to get rid of my waste. Shaking hands with an old friend, you know? I thought pulling that lever would evacuate my urine from the receptacle. My mistake!"
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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 4, 2023 at 10:00 AM

    He is obviously trying to cover for the original fire alarm pull.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 4, 2023 at 10:13 AM

    Please post a photo of fire alarm so we can see if it looks like a urinal flush handle. And chances are Jamall would never solly his hands on a flush handle
    Daryl

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  3. DLWOctober 4, 2023 at 10:24 AM

    You got me. I was really pissed when I read that headline!

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  4. AndrewOctober 4, 2023 at 11:51 AM

    https://i.imgur.com/S2tjvI3.jpg

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  5. AnonymousOctober 4, 2023 at 12:09 PM

    Dammit - I thought this was real.

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  6. ElmoOctober 4, 2023 at 12:24 PM

    Separated at birth from Hank 'Tip Over Guam' Johnson.

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  7. AnonymousOctober 4, 2023 at 12:28 PM

    Elected demonkrap politicians are fucking disgusting, but then so are most of the useless republican ones as well
    JD

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  8. AnonymousOctober 4, 2023 at 1:00 PM

    Someone should pull the plug on New York Congressman Jamaal Bowman.

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  9. AnonymousOctober 4, 2023 at 1:38 PM

    If he is unable to differentiate between a urinal handle and a fire alarm, he needs to be prohibited from being in office and have his driver's license seized.

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    1. wirecutterOctober 4, 2023 at 2:14 PM

      You do realize the article is satire from the Babylon Bee, right? Maybe you should have your driver's license seized.

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    2. Unclezip Is Pointing&LaughingOctober 5, 2023 at 5:50 AM

      What the hell does a driver's license have to do with anything?

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    3. WinglessOctober 5, 2023 at 9:38 AM

      Mr. Cutter, give us some warning of some kind if you are linking the Bee.
      Your influence suggests it.

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