A funeral home worker responsible for transporting dead bodies in a Nebraska county is suspected of having an intimate encounter with a life-sized sex doll he found in the apartment of a deceased person, according to a felony criminal complaint.
Investigators say Ryan Smith, 41, and a colleague were dispatched last week to a home in Omaha to collect the body of an individual who died there.
When you hear 'funeral home worker' and 'intimate encounter', they should be relieved about this outcome. What I find funny is that the worker claimed he needed the doll to 'collect swabs', then the cops come along and cart it off for the same reasons. This is just the story that keeps on giving.
Wtf is wrong with people... seriously fked up. Probably like it's always been - more ppl, more events w internet to rapidly disseminate so seems like it's exploding in numbers?
How many of us wouldn’t have at least thought about it?
ReplyDeleteWhen you hear 'funeral home worker' and 'intimate encounter', they should be relieved about this outcome. What I find funny is that the worker claimed he needed the doll to 'collect swabs', then the cops come along and cart it off for the same reasons. This is just the story that keeps on giving.
ReplyDeleteI'm just glad it was with the doll and not a body.
DeleteExile1981
Sloppy seconds on a sex doll. He probably eats leftover food from other people's plates at a restaurant.
ReplyDeleteWtf is wrong with people... seriously fked up. Probably like it's always been - more ppl, more events w internet to rapidly disseminate so seems like it's exploding in numbers?
ReplyDeletech
Shocked that he would do that, not really considering what kind of person that would have a job picking up dead bodies
ReplyDeleteJD
How can you be charged with burglary when he only left something and didn't take? I'll see myself out...
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