I like #6. When I'm on a long flight I often feel like all my blood has drained into my calves and feet. Looks like a great way to get some back up where it belongs.
#1: Gross. #2: Whatever. #3: Okay, WTF is wrong with the cat? He get hold of some methamphetamine or something? #4: Tell it to the judge. #5: Two dumb, drunk girls who are bored out of their little minds. #6: Airing out your feet in a tight, shared space is not the way to work and play well with others. #7: Smart little dog! #8: The next Bernhard Goetz. #9: I think that's a llama. They, like camels, are often choleric. #10: Those kids got talent!
That first one reminded me of a guy I burned a few with way back when i was a carny. old 'willie' (Popeye was his stagename) loved counting his money and smoking his 'reefah'. Those were the good ol days indeed.
#1 - I wish I could do that! Imagine how many more times you could get laid! #3 - Looks like my future wife 40 years ago when we tried a vibrating butt plug...
#1 is a fucking idiot. Doesn't he realize that eyes are what you look at girls with and you want t take very good care of them. (I don't remember why I look at girls, but I still enjoy it.)
#3 That's some good cat nip.....
ReplyDeleteI like #6. When I'm on a long flight I often feel like all my blood has drained into my calves and feet. Looks like a great way to get some back up where it belongs.
ReplyDelete#1- "I'll keep an eye out for you."
ReplyDeleteRIP, Chester McReynolds
#3 bad catnip? #8 I thought they wore red berets.
ReplyDelete#3 Mommy Mommy my collars too tight!!
Delete#1: Gross.
ReplyDelete#2: Whatever.
#3: Okay, WTF is wrong with the cat? He get hold of some methamphetamine or something?
#4: Tell it to the judge.
#5: Two dumb, drunk girls who are bored out of their little minds.
#6: Airing out your feet in a tight, shared space is not the way to work and play well with others.
#7: Smart little dog!
#8: The next Bernhard Goetz.
#9: I think that's a llama. They, like camels, are often choleric.
#10: Those kids got talent!
#&7 - YES! A Maltipoo. Our sibling 2 yr olds know 9-10 words/commands.
Delete#9 is an alpaca.
DeleteThat first one reminded me of a guy I burned a few with way back when i was a carny.
ReplyDeleteold 'willie' (Popeye was his stagename) loved counting his money and smoking his 'reefah'.
Those were the good ol days indeed.
#3 WTH?, #9 I hate lamas and alpacas. Wouldn't try to pet either one.
ReplyDeleteI did not need to see #1
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
Look at the bright side, Chutes. At least you had two eyes to see it with.
DeleteJust got my second cataract surgery today. I REALLY did not need to see #1.
Delete#3 I've had flash backs but none quite so intense.
ReplyDelete#3 I think someone put a collar on for the first time. Greg
ReplyDelete#3 - The first time the cat's had a collar.
ReplyDelete#10 i used to ref peewee hockey back in the 80s. Sometimes i could hardly skate from laughing so hard.
ReplyDelete#1 - I wish I could do that! Imagine how many more times you could get laid!
ReplyDelete#3 - Looks like my future wife 40 years ago when we tried a vibrating butt plug...
#1 is a fucking idiot. Doesn't he realize that eyes are what you look at girls with and you want t take very good care of them.
ReplyDelete(I don't remember why I look at girls, but I still enjoy it.)
Be willing to bet the cat’s collar is caught in its jaw
ReplyDeleteWatch the alpacas’ ears…Cats, horses & other critters will let you know with the ears.
ReplyDelete