Nobody who's ever had a crazy chick says stuff like this. The trick is to make sure she doesn't actually know anything about you, like your full name or what part of town you live in.
The driver's mistake was waiting too long. The instant she's on that hood is when you move, and then the only one of you winds up having a bad day.
I'm sure if we saw this video, his former supervisor at UPS saw it too. They don't put up with crap like this.
It never ceases to amaze me how many different ways guys can figure out to screw up jobs that should last a lifetime and pay six figures plus in the process.
Anaconda. That is an excellent illustration of the control snakes have over their musculature. I had a Burmese python many years ago, and on a whim I put him in a tree. Completely at home. I had to go up and get him, unwrap him, drape him over my shoulders and climb down.
#1 - My working theory is that the hotter the chick, the crazier she is. Hormones influence both, you know. She'd be happier if somebody (not me) would keep her pregnant and nursing for the next couple decades. So would the rest of us, I think. #2 - I guess some people shouldn't be allowed to drive trucks? Hope she had to pay for the damages. #4 - Awesome. Scary, and somebody needs to make some chili out of that one, but awesome to see. #5 - I'm *not* getting in that little boat. Can you imagine the walrus attacking a person that way? He'd through-and-through your torso no problem. #6 - Some people. Stuff like this is a perfect example proving that some people are absolutely not fit to manage their own lives, or be a part of society. Best argument for slavery I've seen. Still legal in the US, too. I think we should do that more by deliberately by auctioning off felons. And that lady surely deserves to be auctioned off and spend the next six months harvesting cotton. Or cleaning sewers, or something equally repulsive and dangerous. #7 - Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Dumb kid who got his nuts crunched was completely at fault. Well, assuming that the kid who did the flip didn't egg him into it. #10 - Why I don't and won't have a dog. That's so disgusting that words fail to convey it. Good thing we have an animated picture, I guess!
My wife wiped out the left hand side of my truck and took out a bollard post in the Wendy's drive thru about five years ago, pretty much just like that except my truck is dark blue. True story.
#5 We were on a Japanese Trawler up in the Bering Sea, one that had a NMFS (National Marine Fisheries Service) observer onboard. Now this was a medium stern trawler, about 200' long, with a nice big ramp on the stern. I was talking to the observer, feeding bycatch to the Sealions who were swimming alongside. He looks around, then turns to me and says "You should have been here yesterday. They pulled the net in, and landed one of the female sealions. Well she's bellowing and hollering once they pulled the cod end line and dumped her on deck, and the bull lost it. He came UP the stern ramp, and the Japs were scrambling all over. The bull was PISSED, and he chased them all over the place. Some went up the mast, some jumped into the hold others went inside. It was hilarious. " I wish I'd been there to see it.
#1. That people pay $5.00 for a gallon of gas is what's crazy in that gif.
ReplyDeleteBuy the gas or walk... I do wonder what she is so pissed about?
Delete#1 'Roid-Rage-O-Rama.
ReplyDelete#5 Time for a little scrimshaw.
#1: Never stick yer dick in Crazy.
ReplyDeleteBut damn, she be hot....
Now, you're being crazy. You always stick your dick in crazy cause it's a great lay. Just do it once and run.
DeleteNobody who's ever had a crazy chick says stuff like this. The trick is to make sure she doesn't actually know anything about you, like your full name or what part of town you live in.
DeleteThe driver's mistake was waiting too long. The instant she's on that hood is when you move, and then the only one of you winds up having a bad day.
9, When it's your last day on the job
ReplyDelete- WDS
Fire the UPS delivery gun.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure if we saw this video, his former supervisor at UPS saw it too. They don't put up with crap like this.
DeleteIt never ceases to amaze me how many different ways guys can figure out to screw up jobs that should last a lifetime and pay six figures plus in the process.
#1: Bet she's a good animated lay, but make sure you're driving a MRAP when you drop her off afterwards.
ReplyDelete#1. The cardinal must be visiting
ReplyDeletemust have pissed off the UPS guy somehow ? I try to stay on good terms with the guys
ReplyDeletedropping off stuff here myself. dave in pa.
Our UPS guy gets free fresh eggs when he wants.
Delete1 You ain't woman enough to take my man
ReplyDelete3 Left lane is the left turn lane. that's how i'd a done it
Daryl
#3 You can always spot a Brit abroad.
ReplyDelete#9 - Last day on the job - Eff the World !
ReplyDelete#1 Is the thing having a melt down a trans? certainly ugly enough
ReplyDelete#5 Goo Goo G'joob!
ReplyDelete#4 - rodents like to nest up in those dry palm fronds, & snake knows it.
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Anaconda. That is an excellent illustration of the control snakes have over their musculature. I had a Burmese python many years ago, and on a whim I put him in a tree. Completely at home. I had to go up and get him, unwrap him, drape him over my shoulders and climb down.
DeleteMight be a bird nest up there with young in it.
#1 - My working theory is that the hotter the chick, the crazier she is. Hormones influence both, you know. She'd be happier if somebody (not me) would keep her pregnant and nursing for the next couple decades. So would the rest of us, I think.
ReplyDelete#2 - I guess some people shouldn't be allowed to drive trucks? Hope she had to pay for the damages.
#4 - Awesome. Scary, and somebody needs to make some chili out of that one, but awesome to see.
#5 - I'm *not* getting in that little boat. Can you imagine the walrus attacking a person that way? He'd through-and-through your torso no problem.
#6 - Some people. Stuff like this is a perfect example proving that some people are absolutely not fit to manage their own lives, or be a part of society. Best argument for slavery I've seen. Still legal in the US, too. I think we should do that more by deliberately by auctioning off felons. And that lady surely deserves to be auctioned off and spend the next six months harvesting cotton. Or cleaning sewers, or something equally repulsive and dangerous.
#7 - Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Dumb kid who got his nuts crunched was completely at fault. Well, assuming that the kid who did the flip didn't egg him into it.
#10 - Why I don't and won't have a dog. That's so disgusting that words fail to convey it. Good thing we have an animated picture, I guess!
Good batch! Thanks, wirecutter!
John G
"Who's Nicole!?!? Answer me!!! WHO IS NICOLE?!?"
ReplyDelete#2. Your GF who normally drives her Corolla, when she takes your truck to Wendy's.
ReplyDeleteMy wife wiped out the left hand side of my truck and took out a bollard post in the Wendy's drive thru about five years ago, pretty much just like that except my truck is dark blue. True story.
Delete#1 Never put your dick in crazy.
ReplyDeleteMore things that make us smile and shake our heads
ReplyDelete#1 I have a boner.
ReplyDelete#1. I think I just fell in love. Oh... wait... . Well, she is the type I usually end up with.
ReplyDelete#8
ReplyDeleteAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez ?
#10 is just wrong. What's more wrong is that I'd bet $100 that they put peanut butter in their mouth and were awake the whole time just to get clicks.
ReplyDeleteI could be wrong--it's blurry--but #2 looks a lot like the TN wild turkey tag.
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd
No. 1…Stupid bitch may be clothed the right way, but that’s crazy with a capitol C. Part 2 should show her falling and breaking her stupid neck.
ReplyDelete#10 ya better get some good wormer....
ReplyDelete#5. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
ReplyDelete#5 We were on a Japanese Trawler up in the Bering Sea, one that had a NMFS (National Marine Fisheries Service) observer onboard. Now this was a medium stern trawler, about 200' long, with a nice big ramp on the stern. I was talking to the observer, feeding bycatch to the Sealions who were swimming alongside. He looks around, then turns to me and says "You should have been here yesterday. They pulled the net in, and landed one of the female sealions. Well she's bellowing and hollering once they pulled the cod end line and dumped her on deck, and the bull lost it. He came UP the stern ramp, and the Japs were scrambling all over. The bull was PISSED, and he chased them all over the place. Some went up the mast, some jumped into the hold others went inside. It was hilarious. " I wish I'd been there to see it.
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